(You find a tape recorder/player on your table; you turn it on and are greeted by Bee-Gees music; you then flip to Side-B and are now greeted by a mysterious voice.)
(You greet the voice back, and ask how he is doing)
"I am doing well, thank you very much. Agents, here is your objective today; The ambassador of Best Buy will be visiting the White House soon. The lawn of the White House has grown, and the lawn care guys are out of town tackling a crisis involving the Home Depot garden center, so their tools will not be available, as they have taken them along."
(You mutter the words 'Aw, man')
"I know, right?. Your mission is to cut this grass before the Ambassador arrives and sees it a mess. This message will- *thrown out a nearby window* -lf-destru-"*crunch*BOOM!
*crazy spy theme music begins playing from the nearby toaster*
Hey Riley I agree with the name Freaks of Awesome Masterpieces because it is a great name and I will come to the broadcast later. Oh and Riley plz look at my deviantart page I made a pokemon costume too, but if it looks familliar dont be mad plz.
Far Out And Mad. Fuzziness Of A Moment. Friends Of A Mutt/Maniac? Fear Our Awesome (pocket) Monsters! Fans Of Awesome Moments? Far Over A Million! Furs Overwhelming Anyone Mundane! Frankly, Our Art's Magnificent! Frogs Over A Marsh. Fries, Our Anyday Meal! Fishy Odors Are Manageable. Feed Our Agape Mouths! Finland, Ohio, Alberta, Malta? Freaks On A Mission! Feel Our Ample Mounds. (*snrk* Sorry, couldn't resist!) Fetching Orbs Around Meadows? Five Olives And Mayo. Ferian, Otherkin And Misincarnates? Flaming Otters Attack Montana! Flailing Over Acronym Madness! ...and I could go on like this, but maybe that's enough for now.
(Note: Only a couple of those were even remotely serious. That was probably already obvious but I just wanted to remove all doubt!)